Twitterpated

The stifling, uncomfortable feeling a person gets when a witty tweet comes to mind, but he/she has no access to twitter.

“He forgot his blackberry. He’s gonna be so twitterpated when he gets home.”

by android_weber August 25, 2009

twitterpated

trying to tweet something but nothing comes out

I had alot to tweet a couple of days ago but now I'm twitterpated.

by ILLooMN8us September 30, 2011

twitterpated

the female condition of having sex but not having an orgasm

even though greg was quite enthusiastic, sarah was left twitterpated and confused

by BBNthaSav August 29, 2010

Twitterbating

Masturbating while on twitter.

I was DMing my girlfriend while twitterbating. She had no idea. It was so hot.

by Smashpotatogirl October 28, 2016

Twitterbitionist

one of Paul's Twitter exhibitionists

Paul checks logs on often to check on his Twitterbitionists

by PJNlover May 21, 2021

Twitterbating

When you search through Twitter/X for nude model/p0rnstars in order for something to use to please your self.

"Did you see John?" "No, what?" "He was twitterbating in the bathroom at school"

by josiahguacamole April 20, 2025

Twitterhitter

when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.

Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.

Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.

by ebabe February 15, 2010