Try to be a religious school and very strict. if you leave campus the administration will run after you and call the cops. If you don’t do a sport and lose every game then you suck or your wierd. There are dumbass uniforms and wierd naked paintings around the school to make us look good. The people who go here try to be cool and
“popular” but there is no such thing as popular and everyone knows everything about everyone so watch your back.
The act when twins each pick up a person from a different bar and take the girl or guy back to the same house without telling each other. Both twins use the same alias. After intercourse initiates, they must then meet at the bathroom and switch bedrooms. After they finish having intercourse, they swap back and the girls never find out.
Yo bro, we gotta pull a twin twister this weekend.
Dude this past weekend we found the hottest girls to pull a Twin twister on.
Me and my twin sister pulled a twin twister on these spanish fashion models over spring break
In a quiet place where one half is amish, other half queer (no in-between), Twin Valley Middle School was created when Tom Wolf took a fat shit and gave it $500,000 for funding. A bunch of half witted half titted girls, and a bunch of Russian Freak Show rejects, you're better off taking your kids to one of Bill Cosby's lectures on respect instead of to TVMS.