A lot of Arsenal fans were outside Stamford Bridge the other day. In other words, a lot of TWATS were there.
by Goonbater June 19, 2020
Get the TWATS mug.piss poor, useless, rubbish, acting like a twat. Generally restricted to blokes but I have heard it used by women against blokes
by bu66ly March 10, 2009
Get the twatful mug."I was so twatted last night"
by Leanne April 02, 2005
Get the twatted mug.1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.
2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)
3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)
3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.
got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.
"I voted for Tony Blair"!
got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.
"I voted for Tony Blair"!
by STePPeNWoLFe September 20, 2006
Get the twats mug.Damn, I only wanted to know what a cleveland steamer was, I didn't want a whole fucking essay. What a right twat!
by Jonjo O'Rizzle January 26, 2008
Get the twat mug.by THE FISHMAN April 18, 2004
Get the twats mug.in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."
guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?"
guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."
bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."
guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."
bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."
by stuku April 29, 2009
Get the twat mug.