The Turtle

When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.

Oh shit! I just did the turtle

by Uw00tmejt January 22, 2017

turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

by Megan September 12, 2004

turtling

The act of wrapping yourself in a blanket at the computer chair, and being too warm and cuddly to stick your hands out to reply to your IMs or chats (the blanket being your turtle shell).

Sorry I wasn't responding to your messages, I was turtling.

by Maryfaery June 26, 2004

*turtles*

Too hide in one's shirt (usual sub behavior) from embarrassment or used as a tactic to get the (probably Dom that they like) to remove their clothes. And yes subs I revealed your secret. So h a h

Dom: I love you, sub
Sub: ee *turtles*

by Kawaiikoifish13 November 24, 2019

turtle

A sex partner that just lays on their back lifelessly during intercourse.

Dude, I heard Stephanie was a turtle. Dustin said he may as well have stuck it to a blowup doll.

by BratBunny June 12, 2007

Turtle!

Gay homosexual fairy faggotWhen someone is gay, does something gay, or can be used as an adjective

Bro Gayes is such a turtle look at him turtling. Bro Gayes likes little boys? Hes such a turtle!

by PPSOFTBrynanna April 22, 2020

Turtle

He's got a big turtle means he's got a big belly. It protrudes, forming a turtle shape. The shortened version is - he's got a big turt. It refers to men in the sense that it equates with a beer belly.

Hey did you see his turtle....it was even bigger than the other guys. Gosh, I hope you don't end up with a turt that big,

by observe ant June 06, 2013