Dirty turtleneck

The occasional ring of shit stuck under the head of your dick after you sodomize someone. aka ring around the collar.

Eric-"I finally got to Nicole's back door last night."
Ted-"So how was it?"
Eric-"Ok I guess,but I pulled out a dirty turtleneck."
Ted- "Goddamn ring around the collar."

by DirtyJoeDirtay June 4, 2021

Philly Turtleneck

A body art configuration including neck and hand tattoos, designed to give the false impression of being heavily tattooed. Someone with a Philly turtleneck typically doesn't have (m)any tattoos on their torso, but may have some on their arms and legs. Having the vast majority of tattoos only in visible places is the defining factor.

Notice he only wears long sleeves? He wants you to think he's covered in ink, but it's a Philly turtleneck.

by fakeassderek March 13, 2023

Enlarged thumb in a turtleneck

Fat willy

Theres an enlarged thumb in a turtleneck in my boxies

by Jai is proper fit May 18, 2020

turtling

The act of wrapping yourself in a blanket at the computer chair, and being too warm and cuddly to stick your hands out to reply to your IMs or chats (the blanket being your turtle shell).

Sorry I wasn't responding to your messages, I was turtling.

by Maryfaery June 25, 2004

slovakian turtleneck

Schmegma is stored in the uncircumcised fold of the penis gland after not showering for two weeks; Schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the penis, while the Slovakian component depicts the smell.

I went to gargle on him and he presented his Slovakian turtleneck, but I said yolo and carried on.

by Drakesta23 November 24, 2013

Turtling

When you're a young teenager and trying to have sex with your girlfriend. She won't let you have real sex so you can only "turtle" the tip around. Turtling doesn't involve penetration.

She's still a virgin so we're just turtling around for now.

by slipperysnarf October 7, 2011

turtleneck season

Having so many hickeys that you have to wear a turtle neck to cover them

I went to the movies with josh last night and now it’s turtleneck season !

by Poppinbody January 2, 2018