Tumblr

A website for lovesick teenaged girls to blog things about their crushes. They also reblog every single thing that they think applies to them.

Teenagerd girl (on Tumblr): I want to tell him I love him... but how?
Oh! This picture is perfect for me to convey this. *Reblog*

by thetruthabouttumblr April 17, 2010

Tumblr

A blog where girls would rather hang out with the people they don't know than with the people they do, more like the way guys play video games. It's the addiction that makes their real life exciting. Many hours spent clicking the reblog button. But if you talk about Tumblr on Facebook you are sure to die. Girls will say whatever they want to the most complete strangers and be ok with it. It's a place to fantasize where you want to be and what you want to be doing. A place to reblog all the famous hotties, like Rob Pattinson, Justin Bieber, Taylor Lautner... etc. Many fanatics will spend more than 3 hours a day reblogging things. Most will reblog at least 500 things a day.

Phone rings.
Friend: Hey do you wanna do something today?
Girl: Uh, no I have to finish reblogging everything on my dashboard.
Friend: What?
Girl: Yeah Rob Pattinson, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Lautner are taking up a lot of space on my page.
Friend: HuH?
Girl: Nevermind you wouldn't get it.
Friend: Ok, bye.
Hang up phone.

(Back to Tumblr reblogging like a maniac.)

by Tumblr-forever. July 01, 2011

Tumblr

Is a magical place that will suck the life out of you. Everyone who has tumblr either hates hipsters or is one.

There our many sides of tumblr..
-The hipster side (you might want to stay away from there)
-The punk/emo side
-The depressed side
-the funny side
-the cat posting side
-the band side
-the porn side

There are many more to discover. If you get a tumblr be prepared to lose all social life, tumblr people are weird hilarious sarcastic and amazing. You will never sleep again

Non-Tumblr user: Heyy, what happened to you? You used to be cool...
Tumblr user: Tumblr changed me

6:00am
Tumblr user: I should probably sleep now
...
Tumblr user: nah

by rah? October 16, 2013

Tumblr

Don't go on it. It is a virus it will ruin your computer.

Friend 1: Hey did you go on tumblr?
Friend 2: Yeah it gave me a terrible virus that destroyed my computer.

Friend 1: I'm never going on tumblr again!

by I'm done with all this shit March 26, 2012

Tumblr

Alright, for starters, people from tumblr do not at all in any way state that they created memes. Memes are for everyone, stfu. And maybe some people have created ones that they have made from rage builder. Also, they dont complain about their lifes. But even if they did, its a fucking blog. Thats actually somewhat what it is for. You can use it to vent. Majority of people on tumblr understand each other, and hate anons. And usually don't like homophobes. They are sarcastic, but thats what makes them hilarious. Majority of people on tumblr get along, unless some weird drama starts from some stupid anon. Not everyone on tumblr considers themself a hipster either. And it doesnt even only consist of "hipster" things. You're really shallow if you think that, and obviously don't know what you're talking about. Quit judging. Its a place to get away from people like you. People who are ignorant and judgmental. Tumblr can also be considered for a place where the outcast-socially awkward kids go, which is perfectly fine. Oh and tumblr only accepts cats. If you're a muggle...gtfo ~~ you never heard of a tumblr eva itz a virus oya ;D

Im really tired i hope i worded everything right jfkdsj imma die forever alone Tumblr ~

by umadbrogottaproblemrawnstaaawp October 06, 2011

Tumblr

A website and app that can ban 'female presenting nipples' but can't ban racism and nazi's

Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Tumblr"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're banning all adult content from the 17th of December 2018 but can't seem to ban racism".

by Gucci Tae December 08, 2018

Tumblr

The end of your social life. It is probably one of the main reasons your are single.

"She's so pretty, why is she still single?"

"Tumblr."

"Oh"

by myfailedlife January 11, 2016