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trifecta

The act of a woman giving a man oral sex where she tickles the scrotum, works the shaft, and (for those with more experience) they may use some teeth on the head instead of the tongue.
After winning the beer pong match Justin's opponent had to give him the trifecta.
by Justin Samp May 20, 2006
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trifecta

The trifecta is an exclusive club with Los Angeles origins. It consists of three of the most jacked, diesel, thick, solid, tight, aesthetic bros in the game: MusclesBlack, MusclesTan, and MusclesWhite. The trifecta rose to power within the walls of Palisades Charter High School during their last year of attendance and soon went on to take over the entire Pacific Palisades. All three members are effectively deities in their own right, worshipped by betas and bishes from all corners of the universe. The members are security to EVERY party they roll to, even if not invited. The trifecta is inherently unfuckable with, so make sure you have an ambulance close by if you wish to try your luck, as the club's track record is slathered in brutal KOs. You WILL get knocked out, and they WILL steal your pussy.
Scene takes place on a sunny day at the beautiful beaches of Santa Monica, CA. Two beta phaggots are busy sucking each other's dick in the water when suddenly, a monstrosity of never before seen magnitude appears. The monstrosity did not surface from the waters though... it came from the sands, slowly approaching with a level of swagger never before witnessed on this earth.

Beta phaggot 1: What the hell is that?
Beta phaggot 2: I can't see, there's too many fine hoes in bikinis surrounding it...

At the command of the encapsulated monstrosity, all the scantily clad bishes disperse and it becomes clear that it is not one monstrosity but THREE, all different shades of color.

BP 1: OH FUCK? THERES THREE OF THEM?!
BP 2: Yea man, that's the trifecta! Nobody fucks with those dudes...
by MusclesBlack August 29, 2013
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trifecta

a three pointer. usually said by a nerdy guy in this case my english teacher who was subbing for PE.
by steve14664465 October 1, 2006
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Asian Girl Trifecta

The three stereotypical characteristics of Asian hyperfemininity, namely: pale, frail and infantile.

These characteristics are highly desirable to self-doubting or hypomasculine males, particularly those with small penises. The more cute, useless and needy, the better.
Hung: Check out Wang’s new gf, perfect Asian Girl Trifecta. That kind of girl makes you feel like a real man!

Low: Meh... she’s cute and white and helpless and all, but that non-stop high pitched giggling and squeaking is like nails on a chalkboard. Plus he’ll be broke in no time, those things are high-maintenance.

Hung: Maybe he just should have got a pet mouse instead. Or a sex doll.
by WalkingEagle December 22, 2019
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Trifecta Bust

While masturbating, just before cumming, take a hit and pound a beer (must be a glass bottle) and exhale during climax.
I tried the trifecta bust yesterday when I was yanking it.
by da trifecta May 14, 2011
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Trifecta Virgin

Somebody who has never had sex, drank alcohol, or smoked marijuana.
At the beginning of college, Brian was a Trifecta Virgin!
by Shlynn_shady April 6, 2017
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Alaskan trifecta

This is a fairly complicated sex position. While a man is putting his penis in a girls mouth he simultaneously puts one hand into her vagina and the other in her anus. Achieving satisfaction in three different areas.
I just did an Alaskan trifecta with my girlfriend. What an experience.
by tbruno87 August 6, 2016
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