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trifecta

The trifecta is an exclusive club with Los Angeles origins. It consists of three of the most jacked, diesel, thick, solid, tight, aesthetic bros in the game: MusclesBlack, MusclesTan, and MusclesWhite. The trifecta rose to power within the walls of Palisades Charter High School during their last year of attendance and soon went on to take over the entire Pacific Palisades. All three members are effectively deities in their own right, worshipped by betas and bishes from all corners of the universe. The members are security to EVERY party they roll to, even if not invited. The trifecta is inherently unfuckable with, so make sure you have an ambulance close by if you wish to try your luck, as the club's track record is slathered in brutal KOs. You WILL get knocked out, and they WILL steal your pussy.

Scene takes place on a sunny day at the beautiful beaches of Santa Monica, CA. Two beta phaggots are busy sucking each other's dick in the water when suddenly, a monstrosity of never before seen magnitude appears. The monstrosity did not surface from the waters though... it came from the sands, slowly approaching with a level of swagger never before witnessed on this earth.

Beta phaggot 1: What the hell is that?
Beta phaggot 2: I can't see, there's too many fine hoes in bikinis surrounding it...

At the command of the encapsulated monstrosity, all the scantily clad bishes disperse and it becomes clear that it is not one monstrosity but THREE, all different shades of color.

BP 1: OH FUCK? THERES THREE OF THEM?!
BP 2: Yea man, that's the trifecta! Nobody fucks with those dudes...

by MusclesBlack August 29, 2013