i can transform ya

what chris brown said to rihanna before he transformed her face

*chris brown and rihanna in the lambo*

rihanna: i have herpes

chris brown: bitch!!!! i can transform ya i can transform ya

rihanna: transform what?

chris brown: YO FACE NIGGA!!!!!

rihanna: ahhhhh !!!!

*pimp slap; starts biting, choking, and punching*

by its almost new years in 19 min January 1, 2010

Transformers More Than Meets The Eye (MTMTE)

When the war ended, Rodimus prime and his crew set-off on their Starship "The Lost Light" to find the Knights of Cybertron, The Engines unfortunately malfunctioned, and almost everyone was blasted off into outer-space. The Survivors of the Lost light came looking for the Crew that disappeared, which Skids, a theoretician was invited onto the Lost Light. A lot happened in between, but then the Dark Cybertron Series was released, and it featured Shockwave making a duplicate of Metroplex, the Necro-titan, to attack or to hold off the Autobots and The Decepticons while they are trying to prevent Shockwave From Ruling all over the universe. That is when Megatron, tortured, ripped in half, and turned into a portal by Shocwave, comes in. He formed an alliance with the autobot Bumblebee to stop Shockwave from accomplishing his plan. Someone in the scene that figured out a way to stop the Necro-titan (forgot his name, sorry!) But it is required with Metroplex's Thumb, which was found in space. Megatron, with his new ability to teleport, he teleported Metroplex's thumb into Metroplex's palm, and somehow healing him and the other's around him, defeating the Necro-titan in the process. After that, Shockwave murdered Bumblebee by blasting a hole right through Bumblebee's chest. Megatron then furiously battled Shockwave. After "A Lot Of Things", Megatron then decided to become an Autobot.

Transformers More than Meets The Eye (MTMTE) is one of the Best Comic Books Ever!

by Megabombs May 25, 2018

Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007

Optimus Prime, is the last remaining Prime, and the leader of the Autobots. He is a wise, a skilled brawler, and dedicated leader, not perfect, but a good leader, he and his fellow Autobots, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz, and Ratchet, they seek to find the AllSpark, and protect it from Decepticon hands at all costs.

We should all try to be like him

I met Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007!

by Gamerboy Afif December 15, 2022

Transformation Chamber

A very extreme version of "beer goggles".

when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.

guy 1: OMG I slept with who?!

guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.

guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...

guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.

by MadaoxSama September 28, 2009

Transformer

A person that had a sex change operation, or dresses like the opposite sex

I saw a group of transformers at the park dressed like chicks.

by sdhde June 2, 2015

Transformism

In reference to transformers.

A belief

*that rather than evolving, individuals transform into new.
*that we were all originally part of a greater collective, that our souls toil on earth gaining experiences, and after death bring back those experiences to the collective to help it evolve and transform.
*that these experiences create wisdom of the ages.
*that all things : past, present, and future are linked.
*that there is a need or we should seek the balance between all things. Good and evil, the technological and organic, etc.

A quote:
"We are all but fragments of the Matrix, which releases each of us in order to struggle, and grow, and evolve—so when we return to it, it may grow and evolve. Thus do we serve the Matrix, not just by battling, but also by acquiring knowledge, wisdom, and experiencing love."

Peace, It all begins with transformism or that is the belief in it, that we can better become more tolerant with one another

by Theamazinggeek November 4, 2018

TransFormers

One of the most loving fan bases but they are often ruined by Geewunners ( the ones refusing to accept that Beast Wars, Animated, Prime, and IDW G1 are far more innovative than their nostalgia induced 100 episode toy commercials) and the Michael Bay film series ( who comic tie ins and gamed are generally better than actual movies) which is mainly about softcore porn and junkion-like (Autobots who actually lived off of trash) fight for continuity error filled maguffins. Do not assume that The fanbase is filled of autistic child-minded adults (like that of the My Little Pony) or that the shows and comics are only for children (like that of My Little Pony).

John: "Bro did you like that part of TransFormers where Optimus ripped soundwave's eye out"
Sue: " No, Michael bay's Optimus is a total psychopath, and that was Shockwave he killed, I think the movies are trash"
Both: "How about you Jeff?"
Jeff the antisocial Geewunner: "TRUKK NOT MUNNKEY!!!!!"

by Caye_Daws August 7, 2018