human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.

Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!

by Moody Unicorn February 01, 2017

cock tractor

A girl or who only gives hand jobs to her partners.

Aaron "Man im gonna ask Mel out."
Kurt "Dude,stay away from her.I hear she's a cock tractor"
Aaron "Fuuuuck"

by Kurtov January 23, 2008

teligence tractor

An implement in which treelize is cultivated. One whom treelizes does so with use of the teligence tractor.

Boy, do I treelize; I must've hopped on the ol' teligence tractor.

by bondatomic October 13, 2008

brown tractor

A racial derogatory term for Hispanics or those of Hispanic descent

Fuck off, you brown tractor piece of trash!

by Morneau March 21, 2016

Tractor Dick

A penis with immensely and unusually wide balls, but a rather thin and skinny short shaft

Sue, I don’t have a tractor dick stop saying it. My penis is completely normal.

by CashInTheClutch January 31, 2019

tractor girl

Tractor girl/s

1-Another name for a heavy set woman. Aka fat chick

2-Used in a conversation to discribe a larger woman in her presence so not to offend her.

Damn did you see those 2 tractor girls that Trevor took home last night!!

by medicneballer June 24, 2017

Tractor Pull

Taking an excessively long drink from a bottle of hard liqour - the point being to "out pull" the other drinkers taking turns at the bottle. At least 2 others in the circle have to suggest the puller stop drinking out of concern before the pull officially qualifies as a tractor pull.

Occasionally, the others in the group will stop the tractor pull, before the puller "blows his engine."

"Damn why is Shane so wasted already?!?"

"Dude, you saw those tractor pulls he was doing!!!"

"True - those were some really long pulls!"

by ZeSandMann November 02, 2011