Two days after the September 11th attacks, a 19-year old man stood on the street corner facing the church holding up a plywood sign that said "Not today, Fred."
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Get the Not today, Fred mug.to-rah-fo-bi-uh –noun. An acute or chronic intellectual disorder characterized by extreme, persistent, and irrational fear of Torah, the activity of obeying Torah, or a situation that leads to a compelling desire to avoid Torah sometimes accompanied by ad hominem attacks on those who love Torah.
Long Term Consequences of Torahphobia: Chronic. May be eternal and may prevent some from hearing, obeying, or entering the renewed covenant in Y'shua.
Short Term Consequenses of Torahphobia: An acute amnesia causing one to forget that scripture is the final authority.
Acute symptoms include cerebral cortex edema leading to a loss of basic fundamental logical reasoning and reading skills.
Chronic symptoms include eating pork and all other unclean foods, the blatant celebration of satanically inspired holy days including but not limited to x-mas, valentines day, sun-day spiritual exercises, etc.
To date there is only one known cure: A love inspired obedience to Torah through the redemptive work of Y'shua.
TpD (Torahphobia Disorder) can manifest with unexpected consequences such as an acute flareup which sometimes causes strange events such as facebook defriending and emotional and irrational outbursts of rage directed towards the witness/messenger.
If TpD causes too much stress, it may be rediagnosed as TpSD.
Long Term Consequences of Torahphobia: Chronic. May be eternal and may prevent some from hearing, obeying, or entering the renewed covenant in Y'shua.
Short Term Consequenses of Torahphobia: An acute amnesia causing one to forget that scripture is the final authority.
Acute symptoms include cerebral cortex edema leading to a loss of basic fundamental logical reasoning and reading skills.
Chronic symptoms include eating pork and all other unclean foods, the blatant celebration of satanically inspired holy days including but not limited to x-mas, valentines day, sun-day spiritual exercises, etc.
To date there is only one known cure: A love inspired obedience to Torah through the redemptive work of Y'shua.
TpD (Torahphobia Disorder) can manifest with unexpected consequences such as an acute flareup which sometimes causes strange events such as facebook defriending and emotional and irrational outbursts of rage directed towards the witness/messenger.
If TpD causes too much stress, it may be rediagnosed as TpSD.
A person suffering from Torahphobia would say that Christians no longer need to adhere to the commandments after the New Testament.
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"Where can I mine steel?!"
"You can't mine steel Torag, you make it with iron and coal."
"Yes but where can I mine it?! I need halp!"
"You can't mine steel Torag, you make it with iron and coal."
"Yes but where can I mine it?! I need halp!"
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Get the torally mug.I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.
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Get the suck today's dick mug.The sacred ritual used by a select group of apple geniuses when trying to find a solution. The ritual consost of apple geniuses interacting with colourful space like bubbles which knows all and sees all secrets of the universe.
Muggle:My iphone 4s is having trouble upgrading to the IOS7 software I hace tried everything what should I do?
Apple Genius: Trickey.We Geniuses will perform the TOran ra abd seek guidance from the higher power. Very well may we offer you a $60 itunes voucher?
Apple Genius: Trickey.We Geniuses will perform the TOran ra abd seek guidance from the higher power. Very well may we offer you a $60 itunes voucher?
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