Person # 1- Wanna go to the Mall?
Person # 2- Can't, I dont have a ride
Person # 1- Let's ask Brandon Mueller, he's a fucking tool, he'll get us a ride.
Person # 2- Can't, I dont have a ride
Person # 1- Let's ask Brandon Mueller, he's a fucking tool, he'll get us a ride.
by Luke Luebke November 7, 2007
Get the Toolmug. by Danevati May 24, 2009
Get the Toolmug. A complete idiot who is just so retarded that you cant stand him.Characteristics are as followed: Sports a bowl cut/mullet, wears zip-off cargo pants, has never talked to the female gender,goes to movies with only one other guy, sleeps on a couch with another guy, and finally getting there clothes picked out by there mother.
by state high November 10, 2008
Get the Toolmug. Used at the Virginia Military Institute to describe one who has his head way up his ass, more specifically, one who sticks to his duty, sacrificing his good relations with other members of the Corps, even going so far as to screw his Brother Rats.
See also, toolbag
See also, toolbag
by Cadet Historian October 2, 2005
Get the Toolmug. one who uses the phrase "keepin it fresh" or "yo duncan" or "go to hell and get hit by a truck"
See Nate
See Nate
by Tyler KC May 28, 2008
Get the Toolmug. noun:
1:one who is lacking in mental capabilities or sanity
2:one who is technically intelligent but can not control inner stupidity or inner blonde
3:military officer incapable of understanding given information or correctly using task procedures, leading to misdirected, misplaced cadets or soldiers
4:a band
1:one who is lacking in mental capabilities or sanity
2:one who is technically intelligent but can not control inner stupidity or inner blonde
3:military officer incapable of understanding given information or correctly using task procedures, leading to misdirected, misplaced cadets or soldiers
4:a band
1:
TOOL:guahlosoubleeeeeeeeepbaahaahaha
sane person: woah, take it easy tool!
2:
TOOL2:ummm i dont know, but i dont know! see it makes sense yesterday, but not today!
sane person2: so much for your 95% average! maybe you should dye your hair blonde
3:
LtCol Nobrain: So Sgt Bloggins, where is everyone else?
Sgt Bloggins: Well ma'am, you told them to go north, and uh there's a shark infested ocean to the north
LtCol Nobrain: is that bad?
TOOL:guahlosoubleeeeeeeeepbaahaahaha
sane person: woah, take it easy tool!
2:
TOOL2:ummm i dont know, but i dont know! see it makes sense yesterday, but not today!
sane person2: so much for your 95% average! maybe you should dye your hair blonde
3:
LtCol Nobrain: So Sgt Bloggins, where is everyone else?
Sgt Bloggins: Well ma'am, you told them to go north, and uh there's a shark infested ocean to the north
LtCol Nobrain: is that bad?
by GHtool July 12, 2006
Get the Toolmug. Instrument - The work would go faster if you had the right tools.
Medium - Education is the tool you need to get anywhere in life.
Pawn - I had been used merely as tool in her ambious rise to the top.
Shape - This is the shop where the leather is tooled and gold stamped
Courtesy of a shirt by the bandTOOL. Listen to them.
Medium - Education is the tool you need to get anywhere in life.
Pawn - I had been used merely as tool in her ambious rise to the top.
Shape - This is the shop where the leather is tooled and gold stamped
Courtesy of a shirt by the bandTOOL. Listen to them.
tool tool tool tool tool
by Palindrome of Tool Army December 28, 2005
Get the Toolmug.