roastie toastie

When a roast potato is stuffed up someones ass and then left there for more than 4 hours. Some like to use butter as lubricant, or even jam.

Hey Janet! Wanna try a roastie toastie? I hear they're delicious!

by thatraddudelad January 27, 2017

Roasty Toasty

When you so fucking baked (high) that you feel like you have unlocked a key to a new universe.

Dude you missed the party last night

Friend- how was it

We all got roasty toasty bruh

by Hīrhkdßæ August 25, 2019

Toasty Torpedo

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

by NoOneIsHome March 25, 2009

Cheese toastie

A sandwich consisting of two slices of oiled or buttered bread and cheese. The sandwich is then grilled on each side on the stove top.

The cheese toastie is a traditional dish of the gnome people.

Hey look at that guy eating a grilled cheese...

He's a gnome, they call them 'cheese toasties' in Gnomeland.

by NavyDrew July 6, 2016

toasty phone

Calling people while under the influence of marijuana. The weed version of drunk dialing.

person 1) Heyyyy! I love you!
person 2) Are you baked?
person 1) *laughter*
Person 2) God, you always Toasty phone me!

by chEmily July 2, 2007

Heart Toasty

When you sniff weed and a bit of it goes through your nose and it warms your heart or something like dat

"Dude I got so heart toasty last night"

by SmokesDaBear April 12, 2010

Toasty Torpedo

a double-handed, hand job, from a girl wearing mittens.

Nothing is quite as festive as a toasty torpedo on a cold winter night.

by ilikeboobies. April 5, 2009