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man toad

A fat choad. A man of corpulent proportions. A portly man who does nothing but lump all day. A stocky individual who eats like there is no tomorrow. A lazy chump of a man. A master of the art of lumping. A godly creature. Some say mythological. (Also known as a Moad)
"That Man Toad doesnt deserve to live."
by Henrietta J. Hippo May 10, 2014
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Strangling a toad

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!

Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!

D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009
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toad penis

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.
by Badass36 August 15, 2015
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Toad Rat

A nasty ass girl, who is too ugly to even qualify as a hood rat.
She so ugly she don't even rate hood rat status, she's a toad rat!
by buddha328 April 18, 2011
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shield toad

Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.
by alpacadreamer February 26, 2019
mugGet the shield toadmug.

Cap'n Toad

"Cap'n Toad" is the best family friendly game character in Scratch and won the "unoriginal to funniest" award by "@LTW64"
Cap'n Toad is a copyright free character and is backed up by "@zachyboimaker" on Scratch.
by LTW64writes April 30, 2022
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toad smoker

An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.

Derogatory term.
"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."

"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."

"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."

"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."

"Smoke toad and you will die"
by Facekiller Deadlips February 4, 2009
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