A fat choad. A man of corpulent proportions. A portly man who does nothing but lump all day. A stocky individual who eats like there is no tomorrow. A lazy chump of a man. A master of the art of lumping. A godly creature. Some say mythological. (Also known as a Moad)
by Henrietta J. Hippo May 10, 2014

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!
Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!
D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!
D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009

by Badass36 August 15, 2015

by buddha328 April 18, 2011

by alpacadreamer February 26, 2019

"Cap'n Toad" is the best family friendly game character in Scratch and won the "unoriginal to funniest" award by "@LTW64"
by LTW64writes April 30, 2022

An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.
Derogatory term.
Derogatory term.
"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."
"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."
"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."
"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."
"Smoke toad and you will die"
"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."
"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."
"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."
"Smoke toad and you will die"
by Facekiller Deadlips February 4, 2009
