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alaska thunderfuck

Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!
Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz
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Alaskan Thunderfuck

Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.
"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games
by XF42 August 6, 2009
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Thundercum

When a man has an extra large orgasm with body convulsions, and screaming. Can sound like a jet taking off.
I asked Veronica if she had a large uterus because I knew my thundercum would fill it up.
by Thundercum in your face December 17, 2009
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Thundercunt

Also abbreviated TC...

This term refers to someone who exudes the strength and power women naturally have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if others don't want to admit it).

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. Thunder represented their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power.

Issac Asmiov, Einstein, and Mozart.. what did they have in common? They all were in relationships with a TC of their era. Some in secrecy for they were worried that they would live under their partners shadow if it was revealed.

A couple great science fiction writers have alluded to TCs in post-apocalyptic tales where a great and noble TC is sent outside of the cosmos to bring the human race back to its zenith.
Her intense understanding of the basic truths of life got her to power. Her power rose and with it came the point where people realized what she really was... a thundercunt.

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Girl, you see that chick? Why she so quick, why she so brave, why she so real, why see so TC?
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Thunderfucked

Weed so deadly, whoever smokes it is instantly thunderfucked. Guaranteed to disable even the most hardcore of potheads.
Hey Mikey, your handling this shit pretty well.
Naa man, i gotta sit down, I'm thunderfucked.
by Hulio K March 31, 2013
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thundercuntress

n.- In the heirarchy of evi, vicious women this is the ultimate matriarch. The queen bitch, seemingly capable of creating windstorms from sheer will. She possesses the uncanny ability to make everyone in her presence cower at her overwhelmingly awesome power. In most cases, despite everyone hating her existence, she is usually one everyone wants on their side.
"Yeah, Sheila may be a bitch but her mom is a true thundercuntress."
by lousixx August 22, 2012
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Thundercunt

A thunder cunt is a raging mega-bitch that has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thighs very similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants cofuse the thigh slapping Thundercunt with their native mating call.

An example of a thunder cunt would be for instance…

- Rosie O’Donnell

- Monique

- Any woman on the biggest loser
- Ryan Krickler
Woof! Run, duck....the sky is falling!

No man! That's a pack of thundercunts!
by thundercuntslopolous June 10, 2016
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