Thomas

Thomas is a very unique person. Usually could be described as an "extroverted introvert" he is very social, but way more talkative around his friends. Thomas typically has secrets and by looking at him, you'd think he was so innocent, but really he has a whole backstory. He is such an incredible person who will always listen to you, and when you feel alone he will comfort you. He has the best advice ever, and knows exactly what to say. He is very good looking, and super funny. Although, he could be going through a lot he never fails to make you smile. He could laugh at the smallest things, but his laugh is so care free and warm you just can't help but to join in. He is one of the sweetest guys you may ever meet, he doesn't care what or who you are, he'll accept you and bring out the best in you. He fills the room with happiness and seeing him smile makes you feel so amazing. If you are friends with a Thomas, keep them, because that is one of the literal best people you'll ever meet.

Girl 1: Is that Thomas?
Girl 2: Yeah he's pretty amazing.

by UMSOTHISISMYDEFINITION March 5, 2019

thomas the thermonuclear bomb

its what usa threw on japan

yoooo i totally thomas the thermonuclear bombed this town yesterday

by if u read this u gay October 30, 2019

The Doc Thomas

Getting your asshole fingered while eating raw poultry, preferably chicken or quail.

I had to call into work after getting salmonella poisoning from doing the Doc Thomas the night before.

The Doc Thomas is really popular in hippie towns like Boulder and Portland where they wear birkenstocks and flannel.
I wanted to try the Doc Thomas tonight but we couldn't find a whole foods that sold organic chicken. But the convenience store down the street had a bag of spicy doritos.

by Grumpy_Bear April 17, 2011

John Thomas

The penis. Usually used in British English, but also sometimes in US.

Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'

by Karl-Artur Haag August 28, 2005

Thomas Thompson

The formal name for a Tom Tom GPS device.

Gary: Nutsack! I think we're lost. You better grab the Thomas Thompson out of the glove box.
Gina: Oh, you mean the Tom Tom.
Gary: Yes. Don't make me ask you again.
Gina: Sorry.

by CraigersMcCraigers June 30, 2008

Thomas

Thomas is the greatest boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for. He is the sweetest person and would never leave your side. Thomas is a best friend as well as someone who you can fall in love with instantly. He's not any average guy, he actually cares, and listens. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go, you'll want him to be in your arms forever. And if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make.

Thomas M. G. You are the love of my life. I love you so much. <3 Five ever and 3 1/2 weeks.

by Satan If You Satan, Satan. January 14, 2013

Doubting Uncle Thomas

An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.

The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.

by Warren Wordsfore January 16, 2008