trouser pirate

1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger

basically a hard on that goes into odd places

Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!

by Eric Tanager December 8, 2006

trouser spice

The additive transferred to objects (particularly food) from a) touching your private parts or b) going to the toilet and not washing your hands.

"I wouldn't eat those free peanuts mate, I've heard they get covered in trouser spice."

by Paul Greedo Foster January 17, 2009

trouser cannon

The male reproductive organ, also known as a penis.

That trouser cannon was so big, it scared my vagina!

by arcansenal April 15, 2008

Trouser Nazi

An erection

The Trouser Nazi dutifully saluted as Eva bent to retrieve her pencil.

by Arch Crippledick August 7, 2009

Trouser boner

When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't

That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.

by Rowensg June 9, 2014

soggy trousers

The act of ejaculating in your pants and not being able to change them for a long period of time.

The security guard at the San Diego Chargers game sure did have soggy trousers for the remainder of the game.

by z STEVEN z December 22, 2016

Pumpy Trousers

An amusing term i heard a radio dj use to refer to someone with a 'gas problem'

Since you started your spinach and lemonade diet you've become a real pumpy trousers

by Wise Man November 13, 2003