Jesus Sandals

XXXTentacion sandals:
Leather (Designer) Sandals with 3 straps and hook up to your ankle

Wow, XXXTentacion has the best Louis Vuitton Jesus sandals ON EARTH🌎

by liddlejadde December 16, 2018

sandal

the most dad shoe there is. the males usually try to be 'funny' and wear them with socks, but it just turns annoying and infuriating.

kyle died from wearing socks with his sandals to work.

by jjanipen5 the furry August 8, 2020

no cheese off my sandals

when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care

guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals

by JTR4EVA December 2, 2011

Vikram Sandal

Vikram Sandal is a sooper cool man who is insecure about their hairline and tells people to "kys" (keep yourself safe!)
He also scientifically identifies as a sandal and grinds csgo and valorant 25/7. He is also a very big bozo for breaking his leg.

Omg is that a vikram sandal omg!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!! :D :D :D :) :) :) :D D omg!!!!!!!1

by jnvrkl October 3, 2023

Sandals Off

Things are about to go down and you need to be ready.

We are going to miss the bus!
Sandals Off, we are running for it

I've got homework for tomorrow.

Sandals Off, going to be pulling an allnighter

by Beyond the Thunderdome! February 8, 2018

Sandals

The thing asian parents use to cripple the hell out of their kids

My mom just spanked me with a sandals and now im crippled

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR August 2, 2022

captain sandals

A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.

Oh no, there's a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?

by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017