local groupie

A groupie who sleeps with the local bands, no famous bands.

She's just the local groupie

by manicpanicd January 12, 2008

locals only

BARS

locals only is fuckin lit fam

sure, you wanna try this it's 50 nic

by i made an account for this January 14, 2019

local smokies

The town or county police department.

Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."

by Nick D March 7, 2005

local talent

The local members of the opposite sex that you are looking out for. Often used by males to describe female members of the human race by guys that are looking for them, where they converge in a specific area.

Chris "alright, what you doing tonight Andy?"

Andy "Oh nothing much mate, just going up town to check out the local talent! "

by Andy112 November 23, 2010

local summer

the last month of summer after tourists leave the jersey shore

Mary hates when the shore is crowded with New Yorkers, so she waits until Local Summer to sit on the beach and enjoy the sun.

by jerseyshorelocal September 8, 2010

local national

The US military's official designation for citizens of Iraq or Afghanistan, as opposed to Third Country Nationals, the ubiquitous contractors found on bases throughout both theaters. See haji.

"You're going to be on duty late today. A crew of local nationals are doing some construction on our HQ, and I need you to keep an eye on them."

by joedirtbag April 25, 2008

Local Face

A skinny cracked out looking girl that usually works at your local gas station or convenient store. She'll have bad teeth from smoking and lack of care. She looks about 10 years older than she actually is. Usually hangs out with the local wiggers and always has an angry look on her face. Can also be spotted at what ever local bar that scumbags hang out at. Old dudes and your slower friends may think shes kind of hot. There is at least one of these girls in every town and they never leave because they don't have a car. You can see by the way her face looks that shes never been anywhere and will never go anywhere.

Dude 1: Hey man did you see that new girl working at the gas station.

Dude 2: Yeah she has a bad case of Local Face

by Pomack September 10, 2011