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Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term
Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.
by The RBW April 26, 2024
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Fiddler’s Fandango

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.
The government is a right fiddler’s fandango atm…
by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024
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bum-fiddler

Derogatory. One who handles their anus for recreation. Similar in use to wanker.
"That bum-fiddler just cut me up."
by hannahsmetana April 13, 2015
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Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%
Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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diddly fiddler

(noun), a term used as an alternative word for sex, or someone who has a lot of sex
"wow! Kaden probably fiddles so many diddlies!"
"Dude, your such a diddly fiddler!"
by quakeden January 14, 2017
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Dog Fiddler

Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.
“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”
by BigTrev October 3, 2022
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Fiddler Chick

A lesbian with mad finger skills.
Woah! I totally got fiddler chicked! Damn!
by Fiddlerchik8me August 8, 2021
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