Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term

Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.

by The RBW April 26, 2024

Fiddler on the roof

The guy that a girl named Maria banged on the roof

So was that ur fiddler on the roof

by Tbest-evva August 13, 2017

new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.

Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.

by Heatwrench May 28, 2022

Fiddler

Someone who plays in an irish band and fell in love with an english man.

Kit is such a fiddler, did you see her play in the band last night?

by faggot158282927 June 30, 2021

fringe fiddler

When one likes to fiddle fringes in a sexual way... A favourite technique used amongst paedophiles

aka (fringeaphiles)

Hey Have you seen that guy who lives down the street

He's a dirty fringe fiddler

by fringey cunt October 22, 2015

Fiddler’s Fandango

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.

The government is a right fiddler’s fandango atm…

by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024

bum-fiddler

Derogatory. One who handles their anus for recreation. Similar in use to wanker.

"That bum-fiddler just cut me up."

by hannahsmetana April 13, 2015