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non-dairy creamer

the act of making jizz McCum... when you feel the urge to splurge and pop one off, when you do the big M and make Semen A.k.A non-dairy creamer...
Creamer= jizz
Non-Dairy= cuz it doesnt taste like milk.. trust me..
Johhny made some non-dairy creamer in his pants..
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Kentucky Coffee Creamer

When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.
Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.
by Fuckhands McMike December 14, 2016
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Madison Dairy Creamer

When someone pops any zit, pimple, boil, cyst, or any other yellow-pus filled growth on another person for sexual pleasure.
Dude, Jan is such a slut. She wanted Zack to give her a Madison Dairy Creamer.
by Pedohog May 1, 2010
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Creamer

A woman who produces an excessive amount of natural vaginal lubrication that it turns into white cream looking fluid during sex. When the woman is penetrated, air enters the lubrication making the fluid resemble a milky creamy substance.
Man 1: Bro you won’t believe it but Sareena from last night was a creamer!

Man 2: No way.

Man 1: I swear! While I was fucking her she was creaming all over my dick, it was so hot.
by Nater101 January 12, 2025
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Steveland Creamer

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex
John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work
by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025
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Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.
by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021
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Stir the creamer

The act of giving a man oral sex with a mouthful of hot or warm coffee, then letting him ejaculate in your mouth and mixing the load with the coffee.
The guy has a move that he does with coffee that will drive you wild, he will even let you stir the creamer.
by Doublea4lb March 16, 2024
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