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Churning

The unethical practice of dragging out unnecessary processes and procedures in order to delay providing Social Services in hope to discouraged applicants to drop their effort for assistance. The use of long automated telephone answering system and online Website technology that's constantly broken has become today's effort to discourage those in need of help.
"The office received two completed application, we have to work harder at churning these people"
by bpj101 April 24, 2016
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Churn

An act done as initiation into a family or group. Usually sexual in nature, but always meant to be demeaning or disruptive. Often considered sexual assault.
If we accept you boyfriend into the family, he has to be churned first.
by Prebaked22 May 1, 2022
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cheese churne

An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.
I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.
by shockin burt June 23, 2017
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Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.
I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!
by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023
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Green Bay butter churned

The act of lactating into an anus, then fucking the hole until it becomes butter.
Hey Jim, would you be willing to Green Bay butter churned me tonight.
by SlayerSSN7 January 25, 2023
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hershey churn

when you pop a viagra, take a crap in someones mouth then stur it with your dick.
I'm gonna hershey churn you in your sleep!
by crazy lynal March 28, 2008
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urn churn

The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.
Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.
by LeahJessGenn September 18, 2020
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