poon-wacker

1.A male who hurts a female in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his property.(adj)

-dude i came in beckys eye so hard core last night, now its all red and shit!!

-aww man why do you always have to hurt yours girls like that?

-what can i say ima poon-wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006

weed wacker

someone who gets horny after getting high off marijuana

pothead: "yo where the girls at?"
friend: "dude your such a weed wacker."

by wetrippymane February 20, 2015

belly wackers

When you wear your trousers/boxers at nipple height and look stupid with your self imposed wedgy

Guy 1: you seen her belly wackers?
Guy 2: yeh there ryt up to her tits!

by Jackamo 06 August 22, 2006

Tally wacker pounding

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

Gay Internet Wacker

One, who in real life has no friends nor life, yet lives in a gay world of internet wacking in which he hits on chix he doesn't know and masturbates to their pictures.

You're a gay internet wacker. Jump off a cliff. KK. Thanx.

by danishkhan May 1, 2006

texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.

EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "

by Deweyman52 & Mase53 May 17, 2014

Wackers in Your Crackers

Pronounced Wackaz-in-yo-Crackaz, refers to a random and unexpected kick to a mans groin. the "wackaz" represents the kick and the "crackaz"represents the groin.

I am not sorry i made you cry this morning from the Wackers in Your Crackers. You will probably need to put ice on your groin for the rest of the day.

by Since83 March 25, 2010