Player 1: Did you bring your tennis stick?
Player 2: Nah, all I need is my racquet.
Player 1: Idiot.
Player 2: Nah, all I need is my racquet.
Player 1: Idiot.
by Bourkey July 6, 2008
Get the tennis stickmug. When a poor person gets a lot of money and spends it a Camaro and then crashes it, thus becoming poor again.
by Kyle Kman December 10, 2006
Get the Camaro tennismug. Batting balls around with another guy
Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
by Mandog098 February 5, 2014
Get the mens tennismug. by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009
Get the Hand Tennismug. The art of quickly passing an administration task to someone else, with the objective of reducing one's workload. It is common for the initiator to not fully understand the query, or give their Office Tennis opponent a summary of what is required. It is often active with several players at any one time.
This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.
This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.
Bob gets upset after receiving an office tennis email from Lisa, that does not explain what is required or has anything to do with him.
by branstonbeans November 12, 2009
Get the Office Tennismug. When two people line their assholes up facing
each other, and one poops into the others
asshole, and then the other person poops
right back into the first asshole, and this goes
back and forth for as long as they want.
each other, and one poops into the others
asshole, and then the other person poops
right back into the first asshole, and this goes
back and forth for as long as they want.
by Yo_yo mom December 6, 2022
Get the turd tennismug. A game in which two or more people patronise each other in post after post on an internet thread, quickly losing any trace of coherent, respectful argument and regressing to child-like personal attacks.
"Hey man, check out this thread I just cut from the comment feed on that educaton reform piece I wrote. Patro-tennis all the way. Sigh. Why is it so hard to people to argue respectfully, in a way that indicates they're actually interested in challenging their own views and learning from each other?!"
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User 1:
"The above article is patently absurd. Why should the tax payer EVER have to pay for other people's education?! The fact that there is someone out there who even thinks these things is very, very worrying indeed. The idiots are winning."
User 2:
"@User 1: I assume you didn't actually read the article because if you had, you'd see that the third paragraph clearly explains different payment options that don't resort to tax dollars. I think you need your eyes checked?"
User 1:
"Son, you must be very young indeed. Whenever the government talks about education reform, it ALWAYS means more tax dollars. Get back to me in 20 years and I might be interested in your ideas, if you're even capable of growing up, that is."
User 2:
"Fuck you."
User 1:
"So's your face!"
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User 1:
"The above article is patently absurd. Why should the tax payer EVER have to pay for other people's education?! The fact that there is someone out there who even thinks these things is very, very worrying indeed. The idiots are winning."
User 2:
"@User 1: I assume you didn't actually read the article because if you had, you'd see that the third paragraph clearly explains different payment options that don't resort to tax dollars. I think you need your eyes checked?"
User 1:
"Son, you must be very young indeed. Whenever the government talks about education reform, it ALWAYS means more tax dollars. Get back to me in 20 years and I might be interested in your ideas, if you're even capable of growing up, that is."
User 2:
"Fuck you."
User 1:
"So's your face!"
by StatusNouveau January 11, 2010
Get the Patro-tennismug.