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Reuben and kai

Always close and piss about together if you meet a Reuben and Kai you will know that they must be best friends
Human1:them two lads over there look like they are close.
Human2:they are probably called Reuben and kai
by Kainapple45 July 1, 2019
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Reuben

Reuben has such a big dick that Lana Rhodes can’t even eat it. He’s the nicest hottest person you’ll ever meet and he’s great at sex. He’s athletic sexy and a great person. Girls go crazy for him.
Reuben is so fucking smeggsy
by cockeater42069 May 7, 2021
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Reuben

Reuben, Oh reuben is a mullet, dad bod, smoking sex bomb. He makes girls his bitches and they love it. One girl reading this rn knows she’s his slut xox
He has a dad bod and mullet ? Of course that’s…. Reuben
by mulletsex_bomb November 25, 2021
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Reuben Hawes

reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!
reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"
by urchin stomper March 2, 2022
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Reuben

doesnt make any effort apart from burping. doesnt give love and affetcion uses you as a prostitute
ew thats reuben?
by unknownnteehee November 9, 2021
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Reuben

Reuben, the ebony powerhouse with musical muscles! His irresistible charm and sexy beats echo through the air, commanding attention from all who dare to listen. With each bass drop, he shatters decibel records, yet his music resonates deep within our souls, leaving us craving for more of his electrifying tunes. Brace yourselves for an auditory rollercoaster ride, because Reuben is here to deliver bold melodies that will leave you begging for an encore!
“Have you heard that new song by reuben?, shits fire!”
by Big mon28768 October 1, 2023
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Reuben

a name for boys who are gay and have no sense. they have 14 inch dick and penetrate atleast 50 big black women a day and 1 snowbunny a week
Josh: What is a gay name
Ethan: Reuben is a name for gay spaztics
by hdhxbdhdisbs December 16, 2023
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