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Get the Opposite day mug."(The) Opposition Paradox" is a term credited to the philosopher C.M. Nutter for describing when people are unwilling to try new things that others recommend without a logical reason other than to simply provide opposition to the idea of trying something new.
Donna recommended her and Steve go to Chinese food for dinner. Steve opposed the idea even though he never tried Chinese food. Donna pushed and eventually Steve conceded and they had Chinese food for dinner. After trying the food Steve fell in love with Chinese food wonder why he opposed it and was never willing to try before. Therefore being a victim of the Opposition Paradox.
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A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.
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A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.
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Containment risk:
Keter
Description:
Opposite day is a paradoxical phenomenon where everything that exist is inverted to a sort of countered self. So every color would be inverted, the flow of time would be inverted, etcetera. Any notion towards an object with opposite day will mean that the concept will have permanently been altered. It is currently unknown how many concepts have been switched to current day knowledge.
Containment procedures:
Do not utilize the phrase "Opposite day" in any serious conversation. Utilizing the phrase with understanding of it's thaumaturgical powers should be immediately counteracted with the "Opposite day" to cancel out it's potential effects.
Addendum 1
8/17/1959
A terrorist impersonating American President Dwight E. Eisenhower utilizes the Opposite day phenomenon to cause chaos. Mild destruction caused.
Suspected inversions:
-The color of cashews
-The color of Saturn's northern hexagon formation
-A suspiciously high amount of school holidays
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ACCEPTED
ENTER LOG
Containment risk:
Keter
Description:
Opposite day is a paradoxical phenomenon where everything that exist is inverted to a sort of countered self. So every color would be inverted, the flow of time would be inverted, etcetera. Any notion towards an object with opposite day will mean that the concept will have permanently been altered. It is currently unknown how many concepts have been switched to current day knowledge.
Containment procedures:
Do not utilize the phrase "Opposite day" in any serious conversation. Utilizing the phrase with understanding of it's thaumaturgical powers should be immediately counteracted with the "Opposite day" to cancel out it's potential effects.
Addendum 1
8/17/1959
A terrorist impersonating American President Dwight E. Eisenhower utilizes the Opposite day phenomenon to cause chaos. Mild destruction caused.
Suspected inversions:
-The color of cashews
-The color of Saturn's northern hexagon formation
-A suspiciously high amount of school holidays
END LOG
Michael(9): "There's no school. It's opposite day!"
Sarah(31): "Well then Opposite day to whatever you just said.. You are going to school young man."
Sarah(31): "Well then Opposite day to whatever you just said.. You are going to school young man."
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