by iheartkarl April 24, 2006

by The Return of Light Joker May 3, 2008

Sabrina looked at me with her naughty eyes as i took her to the bedroom for some behind doors action!
by J. earl W. October 4, 2011

The act of spanking your sexual partner with the Holy Bible, or something that resembles the Bible. This is a common practice in BDSM and Fetish’s. The significance of Nielsen is there is a type of paddle used in BDSM practice that is called a Nielsen Paddle.
by TheLoaners July 10, 2018

The act of putting on an old fashioned caddie hat, stripping naked in the kitchen, and cooking scrambeled eggs while having your butthole licked by a wayward young african refugee.
Joe-Hey man would you respect me less if i told you that am a big fan of the Naughty Olivander?
Kenny-Dude.....
Joe-Dude i know you dig it...
Kenny-Whatever, finish those eggs my dicks not gonna shake itself.
Kenny-Dude.....
Joe-Dude i know you dig it...
Kenny-Whatever, finish those eggs my dicks not gonna shake itself.
by BIGBOSSMAN10 January 16, 2011

by him. right over there September 6, 2010

A gang made up of nine unique characters from all over the globe, that all once met in a small tribal village called quogue.
by borat sagdiyez, azamat bogotov May 7, 2011
