Notch Goals

When you really want to have sex with someone you always wanted to so you try to make that happen.

Damn i need to smash Erica, She's Notch Goals!

by donelflow March 23, 2022

goal curse

When you're playing soccer and the team opposing you scores a goal and then another goal is scored a minute afterwards, usually by that same team.

Friend: Crap, the score was just 0-1, now it's 0-2!

You: goal curse

by reffin94:) April 27, 2013

Squad Goals

When you want your entire team to have or accomplish something you find luxurious or fascinating.

Bro! Celebrity Dame got his team riding back to back in blue Lamborghini's, Squad Goals.

by CelebrityDame May 11, 2016

Goal Post

A girl who constantly is sleeping around with people. Known as a goalpost because her legs are always up in the air.

Dude 1: "Do you think she is a virgin?"

Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"

by smokeybear9000 February 22, 2011

Thomas Goal

A goal or point scored using no skill or massive amounts of luck. Usually very ugly.

"I can't believe we lost that game because of that shitty gay ass goal"

"Yeah, that one was a textbook Thomas goal"

by MagicBus October 22, 2009

field goal

Two men stand up facing each other, their penises touching tip to tip. A third man stands adjacent to the other men. The third man then proceeds to beat off trying to shoot his load in between the other men who are essentially the posts thus completing the field goal.

"Hey Rick, wanna kick a field goal? Me and Bobby will be the posts."

by bobradio May 7, 2010

squad goals

A retarded new "catch phrase" that millenials use to look BA. If you use squad goals in your vocabulary you should do 1 of 2 things.

Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.

Ahh we are so cool with our new ugg boots n mommy is paying for me to go to the aquarium, i know Im a spoiled POS so i think its time for squad goals to happen.

by raging cunt August 8, 2016