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a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

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by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

emu

A sexual innuendo referring to the place right underneath your butt crack.

“Damn my emu is itchy”

by bagussy November 21, 2023

Emu peck

When you shape your hand into the look and an emu and then use it to widen the vagina before fisting

I emu pecked my girlfriend last night

by Emupeckkker November 25, 2023

Emu

a retarded bird

Pan Potmak beat the shit out of a emu

by zbohem lasko du se vybourat September 19, 2021

Emu

there are two types of emus in the world
emu the animal.
emu otori
emus are very smart and nostoglic, they came around in 1696 but emu otori came out on 30 september 2020 but her birthday is 9 september

person A : i love emus
Person B : what emu?
Person A :emu otori
Person B : slay

by tsukasa tenma. September 20, 2022

emu

discount ostriches

the emu won the war against the australians

by hellandickentomaduckentallingo December 22, 2021

Emu

A term often used on the social media app iFunny as an alternative to the word ‘pedophile’.

“She gave a child emu 13 months on a 10 year minimum.” - IFunny user

by Booz McGroove March 25, 2022