Crump

Oi mate! That chap just took a whiff of Jesses Crump!

by Mikeoimikey October 06, 2022

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Crump means to pee, fard, shid, cum, at the same time in your pant. The past tence of this word is crumped

When she put her hand on my shoulder I crumped in my pant

by Bummy Boi October 03, 2018

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crump

a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.

AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!

after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'

by nugnugs July 20, 2018

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slapping your tinkler in a a dumb bird’s stinkler. slinking in a stinky crease.

i was tweaking off the zooties had me crumpin on a rig. man got his crump on an ting.

by Gorngly October 06, 2022

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Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter

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An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm April 20, 2018

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When you give oral to a man and you accidentally bite him, or you’re being too teethy.

Zack: Yea man, last night Tina crocodile crumped me
Josh: Well damn! So did Emma.

by urbfssidebae August 06, 2022

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