Blob Job

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019

slob blob

Someone who no longer has any self-respect, where it manifests in his life in some way.

That guy became a slob blob: fat and lazy. But then he recovered and became social again!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Orange Blob

youtuber that is poggers

Orange blob kinda pog

by xdremagrepus February 24, 2021

Blob Blocker

Another word for a tampon.

Hey Jess, My blob has arrived...got any blob blockers?

by TescoBringsAllTheMumsToTheYard November 22, 2011

Blob out

The term blob out (or blobbing out or simply blobbing) refers to the act of turning off one's own bones as a means to relaxation, allowing one's body to pool out on a surface in a blob-like way.

Man I really wish I can go home so I can blob out already. Today's been awful!

by the-blobster August 17, 2018

Blee-blob

An word used in insults, generally directed towards someone you strongly dislike.

You son of a Blee-blob!

by 𒅒 March 7, 2023

stank blob

1.) An extremely ugly baby; 2.) Noxious blob of matter; 3.) A way of saying you have taken a shit.

Brenda: Have you see Melissa's stank blob?

Frank: I haven't.
Brenda: Well it is very cringeworthy to look at

by Vampric July 21, 2017