A thirst net is the social media of a thirsty net comprised of multiple thirst trap in the form of sexy pictures and post.
Becky “Have you seen Tiffany’s Insta, Snap, Twitter, And Facebook? She’s set so many thirst traps-That it’s now a net- a thirst net.”
by AmazonM May 6, 2018

A friend you bring out to bars and club to take the ugs and the fatties so you can hit on their attractive friends. If done effectively should create a kind of net to capture the ugs.
by Chudge Dredd November 15, 2009

Low the net-talk
by Sonctheredhog June 22, 2018

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.
The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.
or
Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.
or
Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!
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Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.
or
Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!
by TheCenterforUrbanLanguageAdv. November 14, 2010

by ShlyampaDampa January 16, 2022

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.
"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"
by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

by polepot January 6, 2009
