Thanos

A purple Boi wit a shiny rock collection

Thanos has killed the same amount of things as meme review has in a snap

by GrapieBoi October 9, 2019

Thanos

He is a big fat purple ball,look for some colored rocks,that likes to suck on Avenger dick,and wants to snap his little mitt.

Thanos is gay.

by Popabdbq February 24, 2019

Thanos

big ass nutsack chin

fuck you thanos

by Pornmilf420 June 1, 2020

Thanos

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance

Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Thanos

When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl

Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”

Thanos

by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020

Thanos

Played the main antagonist in Marvel Infinity War and Marvel End Game and did a damn fine job at it. He was by far the best character to appear in those movies. He could also give zero fucks what those grown adults in costumes aka “The Avengers” thought about him. All though his methods can be questionable they are backed by scientific evidence as after the Black Plague the quality of life did increase in areas such as wages, living space and cleanliness. Thanos also had some of the best lines in movie history as his brutal honesty, god complex and wit led to great dialogue in scenes.

Thanos: “Today I have lost more than you can imagine”

“I am inevitable”

And the best is when he started to lose a battle So he just dropped a planet on the avengers he is a god amongst kids.

by Big.Len747 January 31, 2020

Thanos

40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction

Thanos, we need to talk, this is an intervention.

by AndiB July 10, 2020