Thanos 

Thanos is a purple dude with an oven mitt and a beautiful glow in the dark rocks that he collects. When he snaps his fingers he will make everything 50% off

Thanos is going to snap :(

Thanos by LittleBearMan December 20, 2019

Thanos 

Played the main antagonist in Marvel Infinity War and Marvel End Game and did a damn fine job at it. He was by far the best character to appear in those movies. He could also give zero fucks what those grown adults in costumes aka “The Avengers” thought about him. All though his methods can be questionable they are backed by scientific evidence as after the Black Plague the quality of life did increase in areas such as wages, living space and cleanliness. Thanos also had some of the best lines in movie history as his brutal honesty, god complex and wit led to great dialogue in scenes.

Thanos: “Today I have lost more than you can imagine”

“I am inevitable”

And the best is when he started to lose a battle So he just dropped a planet on the avengers he is a god amongst kids.

Thanos by Big.Len747 January 31, 2020

Thanos 

A purple boi out to kill half the universe. Likes saying quotes for people to meme.

Thanos: "Reality is often dissapointing."

Thanos by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

Thanos 

When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl

Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”

Thanos

Thanos by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020

Thanos 

Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe

Thanos wanted to destroy all the smurfs

Thanos by The purple smurf May 6, 2020

Thanos 

Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"

Person: Man, Thanos is such crackhead!
Me: No, you are just an uncultured swine!! >:3

Thanos by PickleNick98 May 6, 2020

Thanos 

big ass nutsack chin

fuck you thanos

Thanos by Pornmilf420 June 1, 2020