Thanos

A pruny ass grape

person 1: did you see thanos in infinity war?

person 2: yeah that bitch ass was pruny as fuck

by steve rogers July 7, 2018

Thanos

Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"

Person: Man, Thanos is such crackhead!
Me: No, you are just an uncultured swine!! >:3

by PickleNick98 May 6, 2020

Thanos

When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl

Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”

Thanos

by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020

Thanos

Purple grape with an obsession with rocks and is married to Thaniqua the great. Very attractive and sexy. Chin looks like the back of yeezys.

Ohh, look at Thanos. He has a huge purple cock!!

by nobody oompa April 29, 2019

Thanos

Died in endgame

thanos

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

Thanos

Barney’s cousin who collects fricken rocks covered in glitter and hates half the universe

Barney: howdey cuz hey can u not kill me

Thanos: sry man I gotta do what I gotta do

by Yuhhhajshdh September 7, 2019

Thanos

Make people say,”oh no, I’m leaves”

Killed half the universe, Thanos did.-Yoda 2018

by LemonLivesMatter May 2, 2019