Jackie would like to go to college but has found herself locked in as an Amazon Peasant at a Fulfillment Center.
by Thea Patriot July 21, 2021
Get the Amazon Peasantmug. 
flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account
Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?
by liuquil November 15, 2021
Get the amazon floodmug. mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator
mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator
mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online
by OG grandma May 27, 2015
Get the Amazon Predatormug. I'm about to amazon-go this snickers bar.
by Jaker17 December 6, 2016
Get the amazon-gomug. A Greek-style armored sword and shield using woman warrior. Today , it means a heavily armed and loyal female friend that's wisest not to mess with her, her stuff, her family, or her friends, too.
Diana has both a wonder 9 and a pimped AK. She's an Amazon Hoplite , so it's best to be nice to her from the get go, too.
by Tikky Tak February 4, 2018
Get the Amazon Hoplitemug. During sexual intercourse, the male participant sets fire to the female participants bush and uses his semen to put out the inferno like a naked fireman.
by dankfishmccullins September 3, 2013
Get the Blazing Amazonmug.