Texas Ravioli

A non-consensual sexual act between two parties, in which one inserts his member into the pocket of an ignorant party, and deposits his seed. Only to be found later to the dismay of said ignorant party. Experienced Ravioli givers are commonly dubbed Chef Boyardees.

I took my hand out of my pocket to shake the president's hand, but to my dismay I discovered that I had been subjected to a Texas Ravioli. Chef Boyardee had struck again.

by RavioliLover May 25, 2011

texas douche

Anyone that goes to a sporting event that is NOT associated with The University of Texas and still wears longhorn apparel. Also anyone NOT associated with The University of Texas in any way other than obsessive fandom.

"Look at the guy with the orange shirt!"
"He's a Texas douche."

by NickFL June 28, 2008

Frisco Texas

Frisco is the gayest city in Texas. It's a bunch of privileged bitches who think they have an ass and think they are cool because they know how to woah. All the bitches think they're the shit because they listen to Migos. They are a bunch of dumb fucks who vape because they think the juul is cool . Uber drivers are confused as fuck because they pick up frisco bitches at 2 am and take them to Allen or Plano where the bitches go fuck random dudes and then call it rape so they can sue them and get more money to buy fucking mango pods. Every bitch pussy smell like a fish and all anyone cares about is having clout. The guys all run trains like Thomas and everyone there cheats on each other. Every bitch dresses like a fucking skank. All the Frisco schools are gay asf. And every bitch thinks they're cool because they "confronted sOmeOne foR tAlkIng sHiT." They suck at making tik toks like shut up hoe. and stop fucking screaming "PERIODTTTT."

dude where do you live ?

I live in frisco texas
what the fuck go make a tik tok you bitch

by yeadude111 May 2, 2019

texas mickey

Canadian term for mythical - to outsiders anyway - 3 litre (101 oz) glass liquor bottle available at liquor stores in Canada. Contains vodka, rum, or best of all, Canadian rye whiskey. The comically oversized nature of a texas mickey makes it a perfect party showpiece, which is more or less the main reason such bottles exist. for an equal amount of money, more alcohol could be had by buying two 60 oz bottles, but that wouldn't be half as awesome, would it? Pouring from a texas mickey is not very practical so the bottle is usually supplied with a small pump to go on top. Nobody throws out a texas mickey after they're done with it - it goes on display for at least a little while so that when you hold your next party, you can point at it and say "last week we drained that thing in a night, eh?" Also, there are no texas mickeys in Texas...despite the name, the origin of the term is 100% Canadian.

Mike: So how was the party last night?

Dave: Dude, it was totally sweet. We got a texas mickey and split it between us. We got sooooo tanked.

by bikehorn2 May 5, 2006

texas medicine

slang for mescaline, used in Bob Dylan's stuck inside of mobile with the memphis blues again

now the rainman gave me two cures,
Then he said, "Jump right in."
The one was Texas medicine,
The other was just railroad gin.
An' like a fool I mixed them
An' it strangled up my mind,
An' now people just get uglier
An' I have no sense of time.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Mobile
With the Memphis blues again.

by glaush July 30, 2007

Texas Style Basketball

is a form of "basketball" that is played by athletes only. This style is not truly "basketball", it is a form developed by those whose natural athletic ability has overshadowed players own progress of skill and understanding of the sport.

It is incredibly annoying to play with members of Texas Style, these players have never herd the terms over-dribbling, pass, jumper form, to much one-on-one, teammate, and foul (unless it benefits them at the end of the game). Texas Style players are often more concerned with "Got'ems" than actual points or winning. "Got'ems" appear to be so important that fans of Texas Style are seen running around the gym waving towels when a "Got'em" is performed. This "Got'em" is no specific move, in fact the moves can vary in degree and structure. For the most part, members of the caucasian race are percolated upon for the most chosen "Got'em".

Members of Texas Style basketball include D. Rose, J. Wall, LBJ, D. Wade, R. Westbrook, T. Thomas, and any player from the University of Texas. The term Texas Style Basketball was specifically invented for members of Rick Barnes Longhorn teams. Since the intro of Texas Style Basketball the expression has now carried over to the modern basketball player (no skill super athlete) found in the NBA, NCAA, and even local gyms around the country.

Steve: Hello Chris, How are you? Have you participated in any recreational sports recently?

Chris: I'm fantastic Steve, thanks for asking. I actually played basketball at the local gym last night, if thats what you call it.

Steve: What do you mean?

Chris: A bunch of Texas Style players were there running up and down the court just looking for their next victim to receive a "Got'em".

Steve: That is typical of Texas Style Basketball players, in fact Texas Style games are plagued with turnovers.

Chris: You're right Steve, from now on, the only Texas player I am acknowledging is Dirk Nowitzki.

Steve: You said it Chris!!!

by REAL BALLER July 7, 2011

pull a Texas

1) To leave/secede from a group

2) To ditch one's friends

Made in reference to Texas's governor threatening to secede from the United States over the recent healthcare reform.

"Wowww, look at Mike over there, just pullin' a Texas. Errands my ass."

Dave: "Hey guys -- I know we were gonna have lunch and all, but my girl called, and..."
Marquis: "Of course. Classic Dave. He WOULD go off and pull a Texas on the guys for his lame girlfriend"

by Wild_Bill102 March 26, 2010