Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.

I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.

by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020

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Tesla Tobaccy

Vape juice

My juul needs a charge.
I’m all out of Tesla Tobaccy.

by Lazy crapper February 22, 2021

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Tesla

A shitty car that everyone treats like the future

That Tesla's roof just flew off on the freeway!

by TiananmenSquared March 26, 2021

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tesla

soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk.

Man 1: look its a tesla
Man 2: wow i heard they're soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk

by saibo July 30, 2022

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Tesla maximalist

Someone who believes Tesla and Elon Musk are going to the moon, in a series of logarithmic, S- and exponential curves all stacked on each other, with orders of magnitude thrown in for seasoning.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.

In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."

by NotEarl April 22, 2022

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Tesla Trap

To care more about people recognizing you than the invention.

"Don't they see! I've invented wireless energy!"

"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."

"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."

Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.

by Wbienek October 8, 2022

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