Tesla Hypnosis

When you overlook major problems in Tesla cars because the Tesla company's marketing and hype.

<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.

by x-777-x May 30, 2022

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Tesla tap

As soon as you see a Tesla vehicle, gently tap your partner and shout Tesla tap. It's a kinder, gentler version of Slug bug. If you Tesla tap, and it's not really a Tesla, your partner can Tesla smack you back.

When Hana and I were driving down the road and saw an on-coming Tesla model 3, she Tesla tapped me.

by eeveeniks December 18, 2018

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Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.

I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.

by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020

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Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.

Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver

by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024

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