table tapper

Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.

"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"

by ,Alice--x January 6, 2008

tapeleg

1. One with legs made out of tape.
2. Replacement for dickleg

1. Dear Strongbad,
Are your legs made out of tape?
Are you a tapeleg?
2. Dude... your such a frekin tapeleg

by Jigen Daisuki October 28, 2003

squirrel tapped

The art of smacking someone in the testicles.

If you don't shut up, you're going to get squirrel tapped!

by silverton December 11, 2007

Foot tapper

To describe closeted Republican homosexuals who like to cruise public toilets, i.e., airports, parks, malls, etc... for fwangs. In dire need to suck a fwang in public cruising places.

Person 1: Hey girl! Did you hear about that foot tapper senator? I heard he was caught doing it in the can!

Person 2: I heard he denied the allegations. That damn bigot!

Person 1: Yeah, I know girl!

by Imar Sumlyn September 8, 2007

Double tapped

1- To re-"tap" what has already been tapped

2- To have or insinuate having sex with a second time.

1) Kasey: Dude I'd tap that.

Bud: Bro I've already double tapped it.

2) Damn I'd make sure to have her doubled tapped before the night is over.

by Th3 ReaL Papa MurpHY March 4, 2010

Ball Tapper

When taking a shit the log is so long that it taps your balls while it falls into the bowl.

Man I just took a dump and that shit was a ball tapper!

by Infidelc April 14, 2010

Tapper

The former drummer of the band We Are Scientists. His first name of Michael is not needed, as we will always know him as Tapper. He had a beard.

OMG when Tapper left I thought We Are Scientists might finish but then Keef and Chris did stuff and it was all better and we was all happy!

by Buttsecksy Time February 11, 2008