tender voicebox

in the act of violently shoving ones penis down a female, (or male's) throat till it reaches the voice box causing him, or her major physical and/or emotional damage, to one's voicebox.

Yo man I heard Mason gave Betsy a "tender voicebox"
Yeah man, she couldn't speak for a week.

by supakins August 20, 2010

Tender Nugget

A person that has yet to experience the world, a person that is sheltered. In addition this person is usually unaware of their own tender nuggetness.

Jamie is such a tender nugget. He doesn't even know what a va-jay-jay is!

by thecoolkid28 April 6, 2011

tanner mclean

Dumbass imbred

Tanner mclean is the most dumbass imbred you will ever meet

by tanner mclean February 11, 2014

Tannerism

Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Note: not to be confused by the Anti-Mormon institution; one of the newly placed rules of Tannerism dictates that true followers must exhibit respect towards Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)

Oh, yeah, he recently converted to Tannerism- that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.

by AYCRGB March 15, 2019

Tanner Hare

The most fucking sexy guy with the perfect name and perfect cock, he likes little boys but in a good way and loves Ryan Reynolds, all the dudes fall for him

Adi: did you see Tanner Hare
Landry: He's a sexy mf
Sal: agreed

by Tanner Has Fat Sexy Cake December 1, 2021

Tanner Richard Craft

nerd

Joe: Tanner Richard Craft is a big nerd!
Other Joe: I agree, huge nerd!

by deathmachinestar April 2, 2022

Triple Tender Burger

When you slap your cock onto a KFC double tender burger.

I was starving so I had a Triple Tender Burger for lunch.

by stoneleigh_street March 30, 2020