The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.
The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.
The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.
Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.
The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.
Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.
by Lurker who hasn't yet joined Lexicon April 07, 2007
Your Trial Has Expired, What?
by SPrice1980 May 02, 2022
When you have major sleep issues and can't sleep, so as an attempt of trying to fix your sleep cycle, you decide to stay awake the WHOLE day and sleep at a "normal time" the next day, without the use of 'cheats' or stay awake serums.
The process is harsh, intense and enduring, but the reward at the end is well worth. Are you up for the challenge?
The process is harsh, intense and enduring, but the reward at the end is well worth. Are you up for the challenge?
"Hey John, just finished a Trial of Sol yesterday!"
"Wow! You're one fucking cool guy not gonna lie I love you"
"Hey Wife! I just finished a Trial of Sol, sorry going to bed no sex today!"
"Nate, I'm filing for divorce and taking the kids"
"Wow! You're one fucking cool guy not gonna lie I love you"
"Hey Wife! I just finished a Trial of Sol, sorry going to bed no sex today!"
"Nate, I'm filing for divorce and taking the kids"
by Kuaqe January 30, 2025
Bill Cosby demanded a presidential trial after hearing about them.
by comofo February 02, 2020
The term someone uses to take small samples of beer, normally half pints or less, to avoid actually drinking - either because they can't or wont for whatever reason.
JJ: "What are you drinking?"
Barry: "I think I'll have a trial beer of the Honey Strawberry Sugar Blast first then trial the Organic Orange Sunrise next"
Barry: "I think I'll have a trial beer of the Honey Strawberry Sugar Blast first then trial the Organic Orange Sunrise next"
by bananasandbeer March 08, 2024
The Destiny 2 competitive game mode in which the goal is to go flawless for 7 god awful matches. Unfortunately your teammates push by themselves while the enemy uses main ingredient and adored, inducing a fiery rage only found in hell.
by FaZeBooty April 02, 2022
When you've just died after doing really well in a hard level and on your next attempt you're suddenly doing horribly.
Named after the "Trials" franchise.
Named after the "Trials" franchise.
by The Omega Fan May 03, 2020