i can transform ya

what chris brown said to rihanna before he transformed her face

*chris brown and rihanna in the lambo*

rihanna: i have herpes

chris brown: bitch!!!! i can transform ya i can transform ya

rihanna: transform what?

chris brown: YO FACE NIGGA!!!!!

rihanna: ahhhhh !!!!

*pimp slap; starts biting, choking, and punching*

by its almost new years in 19 min January 1, 2010

Transformers More Than Meets The Eye (MTMTE)

When the war ended, Rodimus prime and his crew set-off on their Starship "The Lost Light" to find the Knights of Cybertron, The Engines unfortunately malfunctioned, and almost everyone was blasted off into outer-space. The Survivors of the Lost light came looking for the Crew that disappeared, which Skids, a theoretician was invited onto the Lost Light. A lot happened in between, but then the Dark Cybertron Series was released, and it featured Shockwave making a duplicate of Metroplex, the Necro-titan, to attack or to hold off the Autobots and The Decepticons while they are trying to prevent Shockwave From Ruling all over the universe. That is when Megatron, tortured, ripped in half, and turned into a portal by Shocwave, comes in. He formed an alliance with the autobot Bumblebee to stop Shockwave from accomplishing his plan. Someone in the scene that figured out a way to stop the Necro-titan (forgot his name, sorry!) But it is required with Metroplex's Thumb, which was found in space. Megatron, with his new ability to teleport, he teleported Metroplex's thumb into Metroplex's palm, and somehow healing him and the other's around him, defeating the Necro-titan in the process. After that, Shockwave murdered Bumblebee by blasting a hole right through Bumblebee's chest. Megatron then furiously battled Shockwave. After "A Lot Of Things", Megatron then decided to become an Autobot.

Transformers More than Meets The Eye (MTMTE) is one of the Best Comic Books Ever!

by Megabombs May 25, 2018

Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007

Optimus Prime, is the last remaining Prime, and the leader of the Autobots. He is a wise, a skilled brawler, and dedicated leader, not perfect, but a good leader, he and his fellow Autobots, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz, and Ratchet, they seek to find the AllSpark, and protect it from Decepticon hands at all costs.

We should all try to be like him

I met Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007!

by Gamerboy Afif December 15, 2022

Transformation Chamber

A very extreme version of "beer goggles".

when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.

guy 1: OMG I slept with who?!

guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.

guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...

guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.

by MadaoxSama September 28, 2009

Transformer

A person that had a sex change operation, or dresses like the opposite sex

I saw a group of transformers at the park dressed like chicks.

by sdhde June 2, 2015

Transformer

A male or female that changes deepening on the crowd of people they're with.

A transformer is ,Like a guy how goes to prison takes it in the but ,and comes out like he is straight.

by Not mate's brother May 1, 2019

Transformer

A woman or man who thrives to be the opposite gender. This switching their appearance and life style to them be made fun of by the cotholic church. Transformers are in facts called this because they are good at changing their gender on the out side.

Also male transformers to form into females usually have the largest cocks.

And women transformers tend to look ugly as all hell.

Transformers decisions are also frouned apon my the strait people.

Damn that was a fucking transformer. That got me good I though he was and actual woman.

by I’m a cow December 7, 2019