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I work for UPS in Carolina, we use these everyday. They summarize client management interaction with the tmh machines. We have to fax them off to the head office every hour, and if there is no cover sheet we get the tps stamp and stamp it on our adf. fyi - 2 years ago they found this guy in inventory dead > appartently a stack of tps reports collapsed on him trapping him for days. He tried to chew throough the reports, but the ink on the reports were toxic.
I work for UPS in Carolina, we use these everyday. They summarize client management interaction with the tmh machines. We have to fax them off to the head office every hour, and if there is no cover sheet we get the tps stamp and stamp it on our adf. fyi - 2 years ago they found this guy in inventory dead > appartently a stack of tps reports collapsed on him trapping him for days. He tried to chew throough the reports, but the ink on the reports were toxic.
by Mike Frost December 31, 2003
When a Some Fag Gives Toilet Paper, Pudding, and Green Olives to you and tells you to TP Somebody Elses Home. You get the people in the house you are suppose to TP and go back to the Supplier Fags house and TP it.
by No Jew Fro For You July 01, 2010
Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.
See also tp taco.
See also tp taco.
by rubtwostix October 11, 2011
When a guy goes down on a girl and discovers there's some reminants of toilet paper still in/on her vagina, essentially killing the mood.
"Dude, I went down on her and I encountered some serious sticky tp. Even if she was just trying to clean herself up, it totally weirded me out!"
by Capri Girls November 02, 2009
"tp19" is used as a noun, a verb, an adjective and an adverb.
These words relate to the COVID-19 outbreak in early 2020. The noun form is a number, a factor, by which the amount of toilet paper used per bowel movement increases from approximately 19 sheets per flush to something like 19 rolls per flush. This number will eventually be established, like pi (3.14159) as not necessarily being 19, but something close, and will not be verified by mathematicians, epidemiologists and virologists, but by psychologists, sociologists, and historians. It stands to become a famous scientific constant in human evolution. As a verb, it is much simpler. It is a description of a variety of actions an individual will utilize in the attempt to acquire important items such as toilet paper and paper towels when facing unavoidable self-induced global scarcity. As an adjective, it is used to describe those people who may either be overreacting, or - using perspicacious judgment - reacting in an effective Darwinian fashion, in order to survive a pandemic. The validity of each use is at this time unclear. The adverb form, similar to the adjective, is descriptive of an action performed as a result of a perspective that is either utterly anxious or pointedly perspicacious.
These words relate to the COVID-19 outbreak in early 2020. The noun form is a number, a factor, by which the amount of toilet paper used per bowel movement increases from approximately 19 sheets per flush to something like 19 rolls per flush. This number will eventually be established, like pi (3.14159) as not necessarily being 19, but something close, and will not be verified by mathematicians, epidemiologists and virologists, but by psychologists, sociologists, and historians. It stands to become a famous scientific constant in human evolution. As a verb, it is much simpler. It is a description of a variety of actions an individual will utilize in the attempt to acquire important items such as toilet paper and paper towels when facing unavoidable self-induced global scarcity. As an adjective, it is used to describe those people who may either be overreacting, or - using perspicacious judgment - reacting in an effective Darwinian fashion, in order to survive a pandemic. The validity of each use is at this time unclear. The adverb form, similar to the adjective, is descriptive of an action performed as a result of a perspective that is either utterly anxious or pointedly perspicacious.
As a noun - "Is this crisis truly tp-19 times as big as the crisis of a toilet paper roll turned the wrong way?"
As a verb- "If you knew that a hydrogen bomb was planted in your neighborhood and would be detonated in the next two hours, would you try to run or try to tp-19 the market on ray-bans that screen uv?" or "That girl, who just walked in, tp-19-ed my pulse rate. I'll pay for anything she wants."
As an adjective - "You are such a freakin' tp-19 freak! Why do you need to ratchet every single interaction with me up to DEFCON-4? All I can offer in response is a quiet fyc."
As an adverb - "Friedrich, you just walked across the street so tp-19-edly, like it was a rope over an abyss, as if all of human existence depended on your success."
As a verb- "If you knew that a hydrogen bomb was planted in your neighborhood and would be detonated in the next two hours, would you try to run or try to tp-19 the market on ray-bans that screen uv?" or "That girl, who just walked in, tp-19-ed my pulse rate. I'll pay for anything she wants."
As an adjective - "You are such a freakin' tp-19 freak! Why do you need to ratchet every single interaction with me up to DEFCON-4? All I can offer in response is a quiet fyc."
As an adverb - "Friedrich, you just walked across the street so tp-19-edly, like it was a rope over an abyss, as if all of human existence depended on your success."
by nothinc March 19, 2020
You must remember to have the new cover sheet for these reports, otherwise Bill and everyone else in the office will annoy you.
by Austin James April 06, 2004