Salad Tosser

When someone licks the bunghole up and down and at some extreme times eats the brown lil pieces of poop called dingleberries.

Drew and Chris love tossing eachothers salad all night long and then Ben jumps in and fingers there buttholes!!!!

by Jayz May 13, 2003

tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003

tosser

(esp. Australia) Someone who can't hold his liquor.

That's the third time he's puked at one of my parties... And he didn't even mix liquors, he's just a tosser.

by garadiavolo December 15, 2006

Tosseriffic

To be a tosser, but a very good tosser.

Drew is a tosser, and hes very good at it therefore he is tosseriffic.

by Moirae1234 October 12, 2008

tosserized

(also tosserised) vb. - damaged or destroyed by tossers.

exmpl. "This computer's been completely tosserized."

by Sgt. Scrivener September 6, 2006

tosswallop

to fire your man muck at a specificic target with considerable power

i shot my hot love goo in her face with so much power it left a bruise "tosswallop"

by daddy coole December 12, 2008

Tosser

knobhead

someone who thinks he knows everything but knows jack shit

by i am the 1 September 15, 2003