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hard tooter

aye, that chick has a hard tooter.
by Idito January 22, 2018
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Tottenham Hotspurs

Tottenham Hotspurs are a bad football team that have not won a league championship since 1961, and have a large fan base of Jewish community. Tottenham thought that they had struck gold when they signed Gareth Bale, and he soon became the team. However he soon came to his senses and realised that Tottenham were shit and left for a team 1000 times better. Currently these clueless supporters just remember the good old days, not just when they had Bale, but those 50 odd years ago when they actually won.
Man1: " hey did you watch the history channel last night?"
Man2: "no what was on?"
Man1: "something from before I was born, did you know Tottenham Hotspurs won a championship once?"
*both men burst into laughter*
by XxdanxX November 12, 2014
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Kino Der Toten

The Easiest Nazi Zombie Level Ever: One of the few where it is except able to upgrade bad guns for nothing but humor. Bad people go to the MP40 first, but skilled players go threw the alley because this zombie level is so incredibly easy that it doesn't matter. No need to get far. It is the New Jersey of Nazi Zombies. It is the map that gets everybody to understand zombies and that's why we love it.
Dude... Lets play Kino

There's a reason why it's called kiNO!

Dude I traded my Ray Gun for a China Lake because it's Kino Der Toten and I can uprade it with my Law and get to level 73.
by Rat Majat September 13, 2011
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Tooter Butts

A common euphemism, originating in northern Ontario Canada used to describe having to fart, farting or a term spent farting.
Sounds like I've got tooter butts. I've had tooter butts all day. Those were some nasty tooter butts.
by PeachtreeTD March 21, 2010
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booty tooter

Damn, that hot girl is a booty tooter.
by Hazelxxx May 31, 2015
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Cooter tooter

When you’re hitting it from behind and her vagina queefs
When Kanye was making love to Ariana grande from behind, she had a cooter tooter.
by Gben42 October 2, 2017
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tosten

Tosten is the ultimate teacher, he will teach you the wonders of excel and the SIFO budget.
Travis: Mom was trying to teach me excel the other day.
Peter: Man, your mom is so Tosten.
by Erkik December 20, 2004
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