toolish

Acting like a tool or tool bag. Characteristics include sucking at life, being annoying, acting way too drunk and ruining parties, telling bad jokes, and just basically being lame.

If John's going to the party, I don't want to go. He's so toolish. He tells his lame ass jokes so loudly and he's always the only one laughing.

by marnie July 28, 2008

tookie

I'm not sure what's worse: Tookie himself and his horrific crimes which he's never apologized for or the fact that people think he's such a do-gooder, especially that dumbshit motherfucker that said Tookie is a great man. What the fuck? The guy founded a gang, dipshit!

Anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children's BOOKLETS, got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice but didn't win and.... Wait, that's it. Of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. It was all a race thing of course. Yeah....

dumbass: Tookie was a great man! He wrote a bunch of anti-gang books for children and reformed! He even got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. It's not like anyone can get nominated! He was a great person who did a lot and made up for his crimes.

smart person: No, he wasn't, you asshole! He never apologized and hardly did shit! He wrote a few pissy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! Someone should "Tookie" you!

author's note: Hey, is that a term yet? To "Tookie" someone?

by Correct April 8, 2006

toolfest

a gathering of tools in one place

there was a toolfest outside of homeroom

by chimmeechonga March 23, 2008

toolmeat in fullheat

the scream of a muscle head in the gym so that people will stop what they're doing and admire this miracle worker.

'Hey Tommy, you hear that? We must be near a meat neck cuz I just heard some toolmeat in fullheat reverberating from the pec deck area.'

by provider44 January 20, 2010

Tooltie

One lick of a lollipop or of anything that can be licked (but it is only licked once).

Instead of giving John a full-on rim job, she opted for the simpler tooltie.

by hislovelygirl May 30, 2016

Toolterriann

A cool chick who knows her way with or a pro at using vibrators or any hand or power tools

That Treasa is a real toolterriann

by James Wazenya October 3, 2017

Tollie Buite

The Act of having no shame, full confiedence no matter what the situation. Afrikaans version of "Rock out with my cock out"

no one: .........
Kyle: TOLLIE BUITE!!!

by serr synergyKKE.RJ October 14, 2021