Tennessee Log Jammer

A sex act involving 3 guys, 1 woman and a ladder.

"You two did the Tennessee Log Jammer? But where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?"

by khinsaia February 16, 2010

Tennessee Titans

Formed in 1960 as the Houston Oilers, they were one of the original members of the AFL, winning the league's first 2 championships in 1960 and 1961. After being good throughout the '60s, struggled until the late 1970s when Earl Campbell began to tear it up at runningback. In 1978 and 1979, they made the playoffs as a wild card team, advanced to the AFC title game, and were dismantled by the champion Steelers. Aquired Warren Moon to play quarterback and rattled off 7 straight playoff berths from 1987-93. However, interest in the Oilers was waning in Houston, especially after a dismal 1994. After the 1996 season, owner Bud Adams moved the team to Tennessee, first for a temporary year in Memphis (while a new stadium was under construction), and then to the permanent home of Nashville. Made the playoffs 4 out of 5 years from 1999-2003, losing the Super Bowl in 1999. In this game, the Titans were stopped inches short of the goal line on the last play of the game as they tried to tie the score. Have not made the playoffs since 2003 and are currently rebuilding.

"Time running out here in Super Bowl XXXIV. McNair drops back, the rush is coming, throws it across the middle to Dyson. Dyson is grabbed from behind, lunges to the goal line, but he is.....stopped short! He stretches but he will not cross the plain! And the Rams have won the championship! The Tennessee Titans come within 2 inches of a Super Bowl but cannot pull it off!"

by Sports Info July 6, 2006

Tennessee Tornado

First you need an industrial fan, bust your nut into the fan and it will blow all over her face. At this point you empty a bag of chicken feathers into the fan and watch them stick all over her face. Tadaa, Tennessee Tornado.

She was seriously pissed when I gave her the Tennessee Tornado, this is how we roll in the South.

by Bare Brian March 22, 2009

Tennessee

Wish that I was on ole rocky top,
Down in the tennessee hills.
Ain’t no smoggy smoke on rocky top,
Ain’t no telephone bills.

Once there was a girl on rocky top,
Half bear the other half cat.
Wild as a mink, sweet as soda pop,
I still dream about that.

Rocky top, you’ll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed on rocky top,
Lookin’ for a moonshine still.
Strangers ain’t come back from rocky top,
Guess they never will.

Corn won’t grow at all on rocky top,
Dirt’s too rocky by far.
That’s why all the folks on rocky top
Get their corn from a jar.

Rocky top, you’ll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Now I’ve had years of cramped up city life,
Trapped like a duck in a pen.
Now all I know is it’s a pity life
Can’t be simple again.

Rocky top, you’ll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.
Yeah rocky top tennesee eee eee eee.

Tennessee has the reddest rednecks in the world! Myself included!

by moose nuts December 1, 2003

university of tennessee

The flagship campus of the University of Tennessee's 4 campus system has around 30,000 students and an endowment topping $1.1 billion. It is best known for it's historically dominant football program, and lately, for it's basketball program under head coach Bruce Pearl. The football stadium, Neyland Stadium, has been declared by Sports Illustrated as the #1 place in the world to watch a football game, and the basketball arena is the largest on-campus facility in the nation. The school is also known as a regular on Playboy's top 10 party schools.

Basically, UT is the balls, aside from being in a really bad city, Knoxville.

Dude, I wish I had never gone to the University of Florida, University of Tennessee is where it's at. What the fuck was I thinking?

by UTkid438 February 20, 2008

Tennessee Toddy

Noun. 1.) a woman whose bodily dimensions are dominated by her humongous tookus; 2.) a dame who is all gams; 3.) any broad possessing an unusual if not downright odd body type whose corpus includes a supersized rumbleseat, which a gone-astray Cub Scout troop could easily wander into and disappear, never to be heard from again in our lifetime.

So called after the mythic Tennessee Toddy, a most unusual creature who was "all ass and no body."

...We went to a place called Everybody’s/
There I met a little chick called the Tennessee Toddy/
The reason she was called the Tennessee Toddy/
Was that she was all legs with a little bitty body,/
But that cat could go, yeah, she was gone, gone, along gone,/
And I’ll tell you all about it in the very next verse of my song.

She was long and lean like a green string bean....

--Marty Robbins, "Tennessee Toddy" (song lyrics)

by Nelly Scratch December 17, 2006

The Tennessee Muzzleloader

When a guy has a dip or chew in and is fucking someone in the ass he pulls out then takes the tobacco out of his mouth and sticks it in his partner's asshole. He then resumes fucking his partner in the ass using his dick like a rod to ram the tobacco deep into the other persons anus. Simulating how one would load an old musket or muzzleloader.

In a deep southern accent: I was fuckin' Dixie in the ass and gave her the The Tennessee Muzzleloader. She squealed like a piggy!

by Tennessee Muzzleloader January 30, 2017