tms

too much sperm is a problem for 100% of men. it occurs as often as a period but worse. a man might make some bad decisions with tms maybe a massage. suga sean suffers everyday.

tim- suga do you have tms right now

suga- not anymore jobin

by jobin November 22, 2021

TMSBE

TMSBE (noun): Too Much Space Between Ears
1. The inability to complete simple tasks because of the large amount of empty space between ears
2. An empty headed person

Tech 1: "Why can't this person open a simple document?"
Tech 2: "Oh, them? They've got TMSBE."

by CitizenNomad June 8, 2022

TMSI

Too Much Social Interaction

Sorry, I won't join you guys tonight. I've reached my TMSI limit for the week.

by Egalion June 24, 2022

Tms

Abbreviation for "talking my shit"

I'm gonna go ahead tms cause you aren't gonna do anything.

by aprilblue December 23, 2022

TMS

touching myself

:hey
:heyy
:wyd?
:tms

by akakaidenn April 19, 2023

TMSD

TO MUCH SWAG DISORDER

"hey i know this was intended to be a joke but i was actually just diagnosed with TMSD... TO MUCH SWAG DISORDER!!!!"

"what"

by ERECT PP April 29, 2023

TMS

An acronym for "The Mapperley Sprinters", a group of like minded Mapperley mum's completing the C25K.

G: Wowsers, did you just see all those women running past fast?
B: Yeah mate, that was TMS.

by darrybuffin June 14, 2023