This is when someone's dick won't get hard because they've done too much meth. Usually accompanied with insatiable desire to try to get it hard and they proceed to jerk off for 8 hours trying to make happen.
by beendairrdondat February 07, 2010
A very rare species of crazy little asian girls that is only found in Southwestern Canada. There is only one real Tina Pham however recently there are a growth sprut in Tina Pham on Facebook and other websites.
by icantransformya November 30, 2009
by DeeDubb83 March 21, 2008
Bobby had a Tina Tornado roll through her apartment. Damn, dat bitch is a mess! She'd better get her cracky ass in rehab.
by not-for-peepee August 01, 2009
You take a shit onto a cookie pan. You roll out the shit with your dick. You then cut the shit into different shapes using cookie cutters. Bake in the oven. When you take the cookies out of the oven, sprinkle them with jizz for a tasty frosting.
by HotMama243 June 15, 2010
a girl that is at once terrible and awesome.
listens to the best hardcore musicckk in the world.
drinks lots of tea and goes to wayy too many shows but that's who she is.
oh, and she hates posers, fakes and backstabbers.
in other words, definitely the kewlest person you'll ever know.
listens to the best hardcore musicckk in the world.
drinks lots of tea and goes to wayy too many shows but that's who she is.
oh, and she hates posers, fakes and backstabbers.
in other words, definitely the kewlest person you'll ever know.
kewl kid #1:Haii look it's tina terror!
kewl kid #2:Fer realzz? zomggzz she's so wicked.
lame/jealous/poser kid: OMG i hate tina terror.
kewl kid#1: that's cause cause yerr lame and no one likes yew.
kewl kid #2:Fer realzz? zomggzz she's so wicked.
lame/jealous/poser kid: OMG i hate tina terror.
kewl kid#1: that's cause cause yerr lame and no one likes yew.
by oh, you knoww May 25, 2008
Tina Turner's is another way to say chaffing. As everyone knows when you legs rub together and cause chaffing you can not walk normally so you end up looking like your dancing like Tina Turner when you walk. With your legs spread apart so they dont touch an cause you more pain.
by LaurenO-94 May 04, 2010