down throat

When ur dick is to long and she complains it's in her throat

No baby it's not deepthroat with u it's down throat

by Marcoblakers March 8, 2017

throat service

The best quality felacio performed by a person who usually has limited gag reflex.

That girl gave me some good throat service after the party last weekend

by Bindleboy June 27, 2016

Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021

Throat Flute

When a girl sings with a cock jammed down her throat

My girl showed off her throat flute last night

by TitanMaster February 24, 2020

Covid Throated

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.

Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 July 14, 2020

Strep throat

Throat infection, idk this ain't wikipedia, hurts a lot. Doja cat has it as for this present moment, wish her a nice rest. The simp community is at its lowest right now.

"Hey did you hear? Doja just posted, she has strep throat"
"Thanks Jake, I just fell on my knees at Walmart"
"Damn"

by Hennysea March 15, 2022

throat jolter

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space

wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022