A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate
conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro
by theodore trollsovelt August 28, 2011
Get the Liberal Spiderweb Techniquemug. When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.
I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.
by THEdickhatch August 30, 2012
Get the Bergman nose techniquemug. The Joestar Secret Technique is a technique that only the Joestar's know, it allows them to use this is in a time of need, this technique is used only for emergencies and only for emergencies.
Joseph Joestar has suddenly used the Joestar Secret Technique to escape from the ultimate being, Kars!
Joseph Joestar uses the first ever Joestar Secret Technique when he is up against Straizo, he yells out a simple phrase and begins to sprint away from the battle scene
Joseph Joestar uses the first ever Joestar Secret Technique when he is up against Straizo, he yells out a simple phrase and begins to sprint away from the battle scene
by Johnny Joestar Has A Fetish February 11, 2020
Get the Joestar Secret Techniquemug. An auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity masturbation technique that consists of 3 parts:
- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.
- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.
- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.
- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.
- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Alex: Have you heard Tom came out with a new technique?
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
by Swaggington_yolo July 1, 2019
Get the Major Tom Techniquemug. The method used to unclasp, unhook, or otherwise remove a bra with strictly one hand. It's thought that being able to do such an action will largely impress a female cohort and convey that you are smooth and suave
"I couldn't remove my girlfriend's bra with one hand, what do you do?"
"My one hand technique essentially requires me to snap with the clasp between my finger and thumb."
"My one hand technique essentially requires me to snap with the clasp between my finger and thumb."
by Doc Roe July 16, 2008
Get the One Hand Techniquemug. We used enhanced interrogation techniques to try to obtain information.
We used torture to try to obtain information.
We used torture to try to obtain information.
by EBKennel May 25, 2009
Get the enhanced interrogation techniquesmug. When a gentlemen decides to enter the masturbatory stage of his day, he may decide to deploy the homo sapien style (standing up) only to realize his t-shirt drops down into penile range. To avoid ejaculate or any lubratory means being transferred onto ones personnel, the ninja technique is engaged by whipping the front flap of the t-shirt over the head to create a warm, stylish, and protective measure against the army of unbelievable stickiness.
Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
by dirk digglett March 31, 2015
Get the The masturbating ninja techniquemug.